I only know of one nice guy who’s ever worn a fedora.
Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. CALLED CHRIS EVANS “DORITO”
Oh yeah he does
One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.
the rock is a gift
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT
EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON
PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS
THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA
SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER
GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT
tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues
do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone
-shop5 (via adoptedhousewifetonystark)
Narrated by Nathan Fillion
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
WE HAVE AUDIO!!!!
I REPEAT WE HAVE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON FOOTAGE FROM COMIC CON 2014 AUDIO!!!!
THANK YOU AGENT1420!!
WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO VIDEO!!!!!
Marvel Studios Panel — San Diego Comic Con 2014
As someone whose understand of sex/women was massively skewed by the internet back when I was 12-18 I can shamefully say this is 100% true.